is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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