quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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