Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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