I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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