What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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