Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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