i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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