There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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