I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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