sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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