What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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