My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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