i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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