You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
