I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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