I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize
