the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Randomize
