Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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