This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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