Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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