We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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