The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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