What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Quick, to the slutcave!
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Come on in and take your pants off
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