Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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