just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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