: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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