Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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