Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
