It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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