she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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