Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
COCAINE IS GR8
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
