Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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