yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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