We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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