You were right. It hurts to walk today.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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