3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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