dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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