So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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