Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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