1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Let's get the cat blown out
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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