I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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