i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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