It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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