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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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