Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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