in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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