Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
