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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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