she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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