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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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